Am I a Death Eater?

Gerard Way has just stated that he’s sorted into Slytherin and his wand wood is made of yew. Then I remember something. Voldemort was a Slytherin and his wand was yew. The difference is, Gerard Way has dragon heartstring as wand core and Voldemort has phoenix feather.

Is Gerard Way secretly a Dark Lord? No, he’s a Sleep Lord.

If he were Voldemort, would that make me, his fan, a Death Eater? No, I’d rather be a Pancake Eater.

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